FIRST LIST - Funniest things to see in person...
ARGH! FIRST NATEMARE LIST!
Here is my list of the funniest "things" (events/actions) to see in person. Descending order...
Honorable Mention. Someone trips into dirt/mud/muck and is alright. Good for a quick larf.
10. Drunken friends... holding beers... next to the pool... and the "worse one off" makes a wrong step.
9. Man washes bright, shiny new luxury car. Walks back into his house... and within a few minutes someone walks their dog past and it "refreshes" the tire.
8. Everytime there is a misfire (*pop*) from an old truck/bus and suddenly pedestrians flinch, and some duck and cover. And yes, it's gotten me too.
7. Scenario: someone who hates children... relatives with children come to visit... wailing baby... and the person who hates children ends up babysitting while everyone else skips out for the night. Damn funny to see the combined sickness/resignation/hatred on their face as the door is closed. And usually I'm that person.
6. Watching a drunk person attempt stunts on a skateboard/bike/blades, and the resulting disaster.
5. Taking a friend to Vegas... and he's talking up how excellent he is with craps/poker/blackjack/etc.... and he ends up $1,000 (or some other painful number) down after the first 2 days.
4. Watching someone backup in a parking lot, and hitting the small railing that separates parking spaces. The look of shock/horror on their face when they, for a small moment, think they hit another car, and then suddenly realize that they just smashed their bumper ($1000 here it comes!) is pretty funny. And yes, they are always fine, I don't laugh at pain (most of the time... see next item).
3. Medieval Faire... re-enactments... and someone really gets wacked on the head with a wooden sword because he didn't move fast enough out of the way of the sloooooooowww moving blade. Always funny to watch, and the wince of pain as the headache develops and the guy trots off the field is funny.
2. Sitting at the bar (pub) enjoying some good brew and watching a dude who is obviously loaded try to shoot for a girl who isn't just a few steps up from him, she's a whole 'nother planet... and true to form, she ignores him. He's rejected. BUT AMAZINGLY, he sticks right next to her for minutes... and he keeps waiting... and she is NOT having it, continues to ignore him... he orders another drink... and then he spills all over her. True story (and I was NOT that dude).
1. At the wedding... reception time... father of the bride hugs his daughter... and someone at the bride's family table releases a really loud blast of wind. True story. Brought the house down (and yes, everyone was already drunk by this time). Wonder if it was caught on tape...
Till next time... THE NATEMARE HAS JUST STRUCK!
Here is my list of the funniest "things" (events/actions) to see in person. Descending order...
Honorable Mention. Someone trips into dirt/mud/muck and is alright. Good for a quick larf.
10. Drunken friends... holding beers... next to the pool... and the "worse one off" makes a wrong step.
9. Man washes bright, shiny new luxury car. Walks back into his house... and within a few minutes someone walks their dog past and it "refreshes" the tire.
8. Everytime there is a misfire (*pop*) from an old truck/bus and suddenly pedestrians flinch, and some duck and cover. And yes, it's gotten me too.
7. Scenario: someone who hates children... relatives with children come to visit... wailing baby... and the person who hates children ends up babysitting while everyone else skips out for the night. Damn funny to see the combined sickness/resignation/hatred on their face as the door is closed. And usually I'm that person.
6. Watching a drunk person attempt stunts on a skateboard/bike/blades, and the resulting disaster.
5. Taking a friend to Vegas... and he's talking up how excellent he is with craps/poker/blackjack/etc.... and he ends up $1,000 (or some other painful number) down after the first 2 days.
4. Watching someone backup in a parking lot, and hitting the small railing that separates parking spaces. The look of shock/horror on their face when they, for a small moment, think they hit another car, and then suddenly realize that they just smashed their bumper ($1000 here it comes!) is pretty funny. And yes, they are always fine, I don't laugh at pain (most of the time... see next item).
3. Medieval Faire... re-enactments... and someone really gets wacked on the head with a wooden sword because he didn't move fast enough out of the way of the sloooooooowww moving blade. Always funny to watch, and the wince of pain as the headache develops and the guy trots off the field is funny.
2. Sitting at the bar (pub) enjoying some good brew and watching a dude who is obviously loaded try to shoot for a girl who isn't just a few steps up from him, she's a whole 'nother planet... and true to form, she ignores him. He's rejected. BUT AMAZINGLY, he sticks right next to her for minutes... and he keeps waiting... and she is NOT having it, continues to ignore him... he orders another drink... and then he spills all over her. True story (and I was NOT that dude).
1. At the wedding... reception time... father of the bride hugs his daughter... and someone at the bride's family table releases a really loud blast of wind. True story. Brought the house down (and yes, everyone was already drunk by this time). Wonder if it was caught on tape...
Till next time... THE NATEMARE HAS JUST STRUCK!
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