Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Bat out of Hell!


And other clichéd intros (Back with a Vengeance, Hard to Kill, Here We Go Again)...

Anyway, apologies for the wait from last week. I had a terrible time both with school and work, and just didn't get anything done. So I would like to make 3 posts today: Thought 9, Event 5, and List 14.

Thought 9: Playing Catch-Up
Have you ever had a week were everything seemed to just take longer? And by the time the week ended, you realized that you were so far behind in work/home/school that it would take another week to catch up? That's just like the week I had. There was just too much to do, and not enough time...

But I really shouldn't complain. Mainly because there are some out there that have this, but over months and years!

So I sat down this weekend and thought it over. These types of weeks, months and years are called Catch-Up. In other words, you are constantly in a state of catch up just to keep your head above the water. There are mainly 5 stages of the Catch-Up:
1. The Initial Flood - you're expecting a normal week. Instead, you get a sudden rush of stuff to do... and while you are planning how to handle the first rush, a second rush comes on top of the first... then a third... and a fourth...
2. The Sense of Foreboding - ... and after the fourth, the stream continues. You begin to sense that you might be in for a long week. You tackle as much as you can, and you try to keep your head above water. And you begin to think of how in the hell you are going to finish everything in the next couple of days... so you begin to look into the future, realizing your schedule is shot...
3. The Stress Factor - ... and so begins the stress. You begin to feel crushed by the flood, and you're just trying to get as much done as you can, and hope for the best. You may or may not be able to sleep...
4. The Crunch - ... and then the crunch happens. Do or die. You work in a frenzied pace, and you tick them off: that's done, this is done, this will be done tomorrow morning. You begin to realize that maybe, just maybe, you've got it all under control. So you get it all done, and on that final day you work really late. 3....2....1.... final tasked finished!....
5. The Aftermath - .... and you're in the clear! Except for one fact: you have to deal with the aftermath. If you got everything done on time, you get the accolades. If you caused the problem, or you were still really, really late, you get the blame. We all know what happens at this point, good or bad.

Event 5: The World Cup
As stated before (and in spite of my previous list), I actually like football. Except for one thing... I'm really getting tired of the World Cup, and it hasn't even started! Every little bit of news gets front page coverage, and every single store in my neighborhood has "Countdown to World Cup" signs, and everyone is flying those little flags (which is funny, because everybody here makes fun of people flying flags the rest of the year). And it seems to me that every commercial on television has some sort of tie-in with the World Cup (with people jumping on to new sofas to save a goal - but wait, the sofa's on sale!).

I'll still watch, but aren't you just a little bit tired of all the coverage? Just let us get on with it!

List 14: Best Voices
You know who these are. The voices that crone the ballads that make us think, make us feel, or just make us feel good. Some on this list are legends, others will be eventually, and others are just my personal favorites. There aren't any frontmen/women to bands, as I consider those to be the band as a whole (a list for another time).

PS - you won't see Elton or Barbara on this list. Mainly because it's my list dammit :-)

10. Tie: Sarah McLachlan/Sade - this is my list dammit, so they're both on there :-) For Sarah, her pinnacle was Fumbling Towards Ecstasy... just a fantastic blend of vocals and acoustic guitar. Possession is still one of my Top 5 songs, all time. For Sade, it's a case of the right mood... admittedly, you won't be listening to her stuff while driving or working. But there are "certain" times where it is just right...
9. Johnny Cash - you knew he would be on here. His songs are legendary, and so is his voice. You know he's singing about the hard time, and about the hard life. It was a real shame that the Man in Black died this year.
8. Patsy Cline - "Crazy... I'm crazy for feeling" Everybody knows this voice. She is a true legend in the country/western sphere.
7. Ray Charles - the absolute KING of gospel jazz/blues. His voice, his music, and his downright giddy attitude are known the world over. "But you don't know me..."
6. Billy Holiday - A legend of the first half of the 20th century (specifically WW2). Her music is played in every war film, and although her life was tragic she managed to record music heard today.
5. Nat King Cole - another legend... probably the most dignified person on this list, he led a quiet life while singing it up.
4. Bing Crosby - the man was a jerk, and many people didn't like him, but his voice was universally renowned.
3. Dean Martin - a personal favorite... one of the big members of the Rat Pack, I think he sang better after 3 packs of cigs and 10 whisk(e)y drinks...
2. Aretha Franklin - all she wants is a little R - E - S - P - E - C - T. And I'm giving it to her!
1. Frank Sinatra - come on... Ole Blue Eyes will always be number one, in anybody's book. He turned numerous Cole Porter songs into international hits, and his life and career are legendary. Can you believe he won an Oscar???

List 14a: Natemare's Top 5 Songs, All Time
Just my list, and making it short and sweet.
5. "Halcyon&on&on"/Orbital - this song is long, but it has the right flow to it. There is just something about it that really chills me out, makes me want a cigarette and a beer.
4. "Magic Carpet Ride"/Steppenwolf - come on! When I hear this song, I just have to stop and sing along. One thing though... they certainly bastardize this in too many damn commercials...
3. "Possession/Sarah McLachlan - the song is slightly disturbing in a "possessive" way, but it's got that something...
2. "Jane Says"/Jane's Addiction - this song just has something about it. It's a song of defiance!
1. "Teardrop"/Massive Attack - there is just something about this song... it's got a hold on me, and although you won't hear it on the radio you will see me stop when they play it in a movie or at the store...

Until (hopefully soon)... the Natemare strikes again!

11 Comments:

Blogger BEAST said...

YAY blah blah blah.

Well you missed Gwen Stefani off you list of voices and songs...methinks Natemare protest to much.
NATEMARE LUVS GWEN !!!!

I agree with you about the world cup , plus hourly updates on potatoe heads foot plus Svens pearls of wisdom plus ridiculous world cup tie ins.

I will now be know as Beast - the official world cup twat !!!

WELCOME BACK AT LONG LAST we just have to get a post out of Mr C and drag Jungle Jane back into the world of the living and all will be alright in the blogging world

9:16 AM  
Blogger Andrea said...

Your analysis of "catch up " week is absolutley spot on.

But don't relax too much in the aftermath as that just leads to another "catch up week" the one after!

On the plus side it makes you absolutley bionic at dealing with things on the spot, as the occur and accuratley.

10:46 AM  
Blogger NATEMARE said...

Beast - Gwen. Were to start? Ummm... how about... she sucks >:-)

Lippy - Yeah, catch-up can go for a few weeks, especially if the aftermath raises concerns about what happened to cause the first rush.

11:59 AM  
Blogger Frobisher said...

Welcome back Nate, knew you were running out of steam . . .

Lists:- well add Dusty, Dionne W, Whitney. Not sure about Frank being number one, but he has one of the most recognisable voices in the world.

Orbital - excellent. I prefer "chime" by them.
Wasn't it the girl from the Cocteau Twins singing on the Massive Attack's Teardrop?
Big fav of mine plus Unfinished Sympathy (ft. Shara Nelson) and Protection (ft. the singer from Everything but the Girl)

1:57 PM  
Blogger The Mistress said...

You want to get away from World Cup coverage? Move to Canada.

4:31 PM  
Blogger The Mistress said...

You want to get away from World Cup coverage? Move to Canada.

4:31 PM  
Blogger NATEMARE said...

Yeah, had a rough week and couldn't post... but just for that "steam" comment, expect 2 lists today! :-)

Yeah, it was Liz Fraser on vocals for Teardrop - she also sang another fantastic song on Mezzanine, "dissolved girl." I probably should have added Whitney to the number 10 slot... but I really have lost a lot of respect for her in recent years.

Actually, all of massive attack is great - I listen to all 4 main releases at work.

9:25 AM  
Blogger Frobisher said...

v. quiet here these days . . . writers blo(g)ck?

7:48 PM  
Blogger BEAST said...

GET POSTING NATEMARE !!!!!!

12:05 PM  
Blogger NATEMARE said...

top secret stuff here....

actually, just too damn busy this week. hope to have better stuff soon.

3:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nate

How come you are publishing during work hours?

Toby

8:27 PM  

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