Brave Sir Beast

The Beast celebrated a momentous anniversary yesterday - and while I won't give away too many details so that the Natemare reading public can hunt us down, I thought it would be fitting to write an EPIC truly worthy of the mighty, brave, honest......

SIR BEAST

The Epic of Sir Beast (by Natemare, all rights reserved blah, blah, blah...)

Verse 1 - The Bravery of the Beast
There was a strong young knight named Beast,
Who was the strongest young knight of the land,
He was invited to a magnificent feast,
To take the King’s daughter Sims by the hand.
Sir Beast said "gladly, my fair princess,
Because I’m so very strong and brave,
And soon we shall shortly recess
To my special, strong and brave cave."

Verse 2 - The Challenge to the Beast
But where-fore-art-though yonder door,
A gigantic, slathering "bug" appeared
Who dashed the magnificent feast to the floor
And into the poor Princess Sims it seared.
She cried out, "Brave Sir Beast, save me
For I fear I’m being corrupted by the bug,
Who has chosen, instead of to flee,
To re-write my brain because you’re smug."

Verse 3 - The Beast Conquers All
Sir Beast cried out "FEAR NOT!"
For I am your salvation, at hand,
And I will rid you of the knot,
Of that bug and dash into fine particles like sand.
And Sir Beast looked into Princess Sims eyes,
And forced the bug out with a contest of wills,
And the bug was dashed before it could say its "good-byes,"
And Sir Beast said "that makes 1,245 bug kills."

And they lived happily ever after, for at least the first 20 years.

Congrats Beast!

Until next time... THE NATEMARE STRIKES AGAIN!