Brave Sir Beast
The Beast celebrated a momentous anniversary yesterday - and while I won't give away too many details so that the Natemare reading public can hunt us down, I thought it would be fitting to write an EPIC truly worthy of the mighty, brave, honest......
SIR BEAST
The Epic of Sir Beast (by Natemare, all rights reserved blah, blah, blah...)
Verse 1 - The Bravery of the Beast
There was a strong young knight named Beast,
Who was the strongest young knight of the land,
He was invited to a magnificent feast,
To take the King’s daughter Sims by the hand.
Sir Beast said "gladly, my fair princess,
Because I’m so very strong and brave,
And soon we shall shortly recess
To my special, strong and brave cave."
Verse 2 - The Challenge to the Beast
But where-fore-art-though yonder door,
A gigantic, slathering "bug" appeared
Who dashed the magnificent feast to the floor
And into the poor Princess Sims it seared.
She cried out, "Brave Sir Beast, save me
For I fear I’m being corrupted by the bug,
Who has chosen, instead of to flee,
To re-write my brain because you’re smug."
Verse 3 - The Beast Conquers All
Sir Beast cried out "FEAR NOT!"
For I am your salvation, at hand,
And I will rid you of the knot,
Of that bug and dash into fine particles like sand.
And Sir Beast looked into Princess Sims eyes,
And forced the bug out with a contest of wills,
And the bug was dashed before it could say its "good-byes,"
And Sir Beast said "that makes 1,245 bug kills."
And they lived happily ever after, for at least the first 20 years.
Congrats Beast!
Until next time... THE NATEMARE STRIKES AGAIN!
posted by NATEMARE at 10:41 AM
23 Comments:
What anniversary???
I demand to know!
Ah, but it's a secret!
Rubbish, tell me now!
First Hint: It ain't marriage. Or maybe it is???
THANK YOU NATEMARE
Its my twenty years 'on the job' Frobi , I got a totally useless lump of plastic and a nice pen
I hear that they are going to put a "plaque" on a garden bench in the grounds of your firm to commemorate Beast.
People will be able to sit around for hours on it doing nothing picking their nose frittering away time. What a fitting tribute!
That presentation to beast brought a tear to my eye, I can tell you. Certainly this was preferable to the vomit brought to my mouth by natemare's tribute.
Beast - any time!
Frobisher - actually, I think that the bench will be placed at a topless beach... Beast is always telling people to "kiss his a*se", now he can!
Vlad - I know, my poetry is so moving that mere mortals can't handle the words. You, being less than mortal, is especially susceptable.
Mr. Natemare, do you really think that Mr. Beast should be the focus of an epic poem? My Employer hardly thinks so...
Freedom of the Press!
Witsie42 - While I can understand how your employer might be worried about someone else stealing some of his thunder, he shouldn't worry - the Beast's next significant anniversary will be in approx. 5 years. Mr Soze - er, I mean Champ - is venerated by us all.
Bwahahahaha! I have returned, having taken neither a hot bath, nor a cold one.
Thanks for letting us "others" post again, Nate.
You're welcome Adam!
Come to think of it, it might be time for another "epic" dedicated to my ole friend, the Fridge Killer :-)
Fridge Killer, eh?
When speaking of Mr. Neal, please be sure to use capital letters, especially when referring to him as my Employer. Many thanks.
We await a WCSN Epic poem.
Yeah, come on Nate. How about a poem about the Champ.
Okay, okay - one to my ole friend fridge killer, and one to...
WITSIE42'S EMPLOYER, THE ONE, THE ONLY, WORLD CHAMP STEPHEN NEAL (TRADEMARK, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, PUNISHABLE BY LAW INCLUDING IMPRISONMENT AND FINE OF UP TO $250,000)
Adam - don't profess to "not recall" the Tostino's Pizza for One incidents.
And do I have to mention steak and pasta sauce :-)
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I can neither confirm nor deny remembering anything about anything.
Damn Nate, you've been in england too long. When are you coming back to ye ole US of A?
Heya 20kT - tried to, but it didn't work. May try again in a year or two. How's the USoA?
How about a new post before my beard erupts on your essence?
I'm a writer from Sturt, Australia just forwarded this onto a coworker who is conducting some sort of research on this. And she in fact bought me lunch only because I stumbled upon it for her... lol. Actually, allow me to paraphrase this.... Thanks for the meal... But anyway, thanx for investing all that time to write about this issue here on your web site.
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